Favorite Avenged Quotes?

Oh, there are loads that I love.

Definitely one of my favourites:
"Where you guys coming from?"
"Hopefully not France."

"You don't play guitar with your neck bro...you play it with your bum-bum!"

Just...brilliant xD

I feel sure it was you who showed me that!
I laughed for ages!

Probably.
Me and my friends walked down the street on halloween singing "40's in the park, make me wanna feel good!" or whatever it is he says xD

Syn:

Interviewer: "What are your favorite tour bus activities?"
Synyster Gates: "What was that? Topless! Our favourite topless activities? Jumping on trampolines!"

"Hey look! The Fall Out Boy video! Oh wait, That's Seize the Day.
Never mind."

"I hope they realize that music is music, and that music is not a scene, not a style. Music is a beautiful fucking thing to listen to. It is not a thing to fucking preach to others about, it's not a fucking cause. It is what it is—and that's a beautiful artform."

"The most important and key element of the song is the guitar solo. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows THAT!"

The Rev:

"Just a spoonful of Jimmy helps the world go down!" - The Rev

Johnny:

"I'm Johnny Christ and I play the tambourine."

"...these guys are going to get ready for the uh, for the robbery, while I'm driving. I'm the driver. I drive." (Making of Seize The Day)

Zacky:

Q: "If you were a geometric shape, what would you be?"
Zacky Vengeance:" Definitely a square. Because it's hip to be square."

"I have an Avenged Sevenfold tattoo across my chest. It was a really dumb idea and it hurt. I would have preferred just my normal, hairy, sexy chest. I am already in my band. I don't need a damn tattoo to prove it!"

-
"M. Shadows roars like it's his first language."
^I have no idea who said that, but it made me laugh so freaking hard!

How, how are we sidestepping the best quote of all time?!

"I didn't hear anything."
Syn: "I'm pretty sure I did 'cause I heard God crying."

From the bloopers

Katie dude......I totally forgot about that...... *shoots self*

You mean this one, Katie?

"Pink is the new black, pink is the new black, pink is the new black, When we all know that the fucking black is the new black, silly French"

"By the way, red and gray, is not the fucking new black, not the new black...Pink is like I told them." -Synyster Gates-

Nope she means:

"One day dude i'm just gonna get off the bus and i'm gonna run into the woods and i'm NEVER gonna come back. And when I come back i'm gonna be the knife master!"




and then there was:
"I'm only playing one song and i'm not coming out for 10 years. And when I come back! I'm bringing out Avenged Sevenfold"

AHAHA! How could I forget that one?

I love these guys. >.<

Shadows: Zacky Vengeance shaves his ass.
Zacky: Waxing's far too embarrassing

Shadow: The Reverend still pays for hookers or waits until girls are passed out. Zacky always has gotten girls. Synyster doesn't like them unless they are under 16 and Justin impregnates every girl he meets

I have the Syn's drunken antics on my iPod.
It's hilarious when it comes up on shuffle when it's on speakers and people are like, "...what?!"

Sigmund Freud does his own mother!

"What gives Dr. Pillowfucker the right to ask us that stupid question?"
The Rev. XD

The most amusing thing is on the bloopers with Brian's montage:

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! Fuck! Fuck! I can't fucking stay in my own head for that long!" xD

I have that clip on my phone. ^ That's hysterical. And this youtube vid was amazing. XD

"BOOM I GOT YO BOYFRIEND, I GOT YO MAN! And she was so sad and I laughed so hard." -Syn

Do you have a link for that?

Yup, lemme find it



You know, I think we should have a video thread.

I just made one!
And thanks I'll stop sending you in search of videos, I promise!

"I'm about to kill you."
"Why?"
"Because I have mental problems. Because I need lasek."
xD

^"But don't kill me." xD

D=
where's that one from?!

It's from the gag reel on the making of their self titled album. ^


Love this one:

Syn:"Walter? DO I still got a Walter? DAAAAAMN! Do I got a Walter?"

"I'll get him."

Syn: "Oh you rule, thanks."

"You want some water?"

Syn: -smiles- "No, just some Walter."

Hahaha - yes! I love his smile on that. It's sort of exasperated but amused

And she was so saddd and I laughed sooo harddd.
I love that rofl. I forgot that video existed actually.