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Join date : 2009-08-19
Age : 27
Location : Australia

PostSubject: Favorite Quotes   Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:32 am

(They don't necessarily have to be said by famous people)

"Aha take that ocean! You'll have to get closer than that... god I feel horny." - Hamish Blake

"Once they reach puberty, they'll grow a fine fur over them and become seals... caterpillars of the sea." - Hamish Blake (talking about dolphins)

"I never jizz in my own socks." - Tre Cool

"For those who missed it; that was radio's Andy Lee... throwing up into a milkshake." - Rove McManus

"I liked that pen... it flowed goodly."
- my friend Kim

"The other morning I was lying in bed and I looked like shit, but I was too tired to do my hair or makeup or anything right? But then I thought 'OMG! What if Edward (that Twilight vampire guy) comes to visit me?! I can't look like shit when he comes!' and so I got up and did my hair." - Velly (my Psych teacher)
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:47 pm

xD Most of mine are from movies.

Mr. Liggett: Alright Lightman, maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.
David L. Lightman: Umm, your wife?
War Games

Gozer: Are you a god?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: No?
Gozer: Then . . . die!
Winston: When someone asks you "if you're a god?" you say, "Yes!"

Jay: How many times have you flashy-thinged that poor woman?
Kay: Couple.
Jay: So, what you not worried about no long-term damage?
Kay: Little.
Jay: Hey, Kay, have you ever flashy-thinged me?
Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you Kay. Have you ever flashy-thinged me?
Kay: No.
Men In Black

I wanna love like
Johnny and June
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:35 am

Gossip Girl;
Nate: [on Bart's letter] "Aren't you curious what it says?"
Chuck: "I think I can guess. You're a disappointment of a son; I'd die of embarrassment if I hadn't already; why do you wear so much purple?"

Nathan [Madina Lake]:
"There's no reason this can't be the best night of your lives, so forget about anything that annoys you, or yesterday, or the days before, and fuck tomorrow and everyday beyond tomorrow 'cause you never really know. All that matters, is that we are here, right now, so we're going to have an amazing night I guarantee it."

David Cook;
"I heard (Neal) Tiemann say something like, 'There's no way to look like a hardass when you drink out of a straw' -drifts off, looks at Neal- Tiemann I'm gonna beat your ass!" -drinks out of straw-

"Like I said, huge pain in the ass. -pauses, looks at Ryan Star-
He kissed me on the face!"
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:08 pm

I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

He who makes a beast out of himself, Gets rid of the pain of being a man
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Quotes   Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:05 am

"Plz reply or I'll go emo"
- random teenie

"I started talking to this girl and she was... she was like 'oh I'm going to the show tonight' and I'm like 'oh cool... I'm going to the show too.' But ah... no she was really fucking cool. She had like a Green Day shirt on from the last tour when we were out and she was ah... idk she was just real nice and she's like 'can I take a picture?' and I'm like 'yeah! Take a picture, go ahead!' she was like- *pauses and points* There she is right there! Hi, how you doing?! You know what? You told me that you didn't look so good tonight when you wanted to take the picture; you look beautiful."
- Billie Joe Armstrong (during a show in Kansas City)
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